Our Top Manufactured Legal News Stories So Far
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New Lawyer Networking Site Promises to Deliver All the Crappy Things the Other Ones Did
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Confused Lawyers Descend on Qdoba Mexican Grill, Looking for Clients
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Thing One Sues Thing Two Over Trademark Infringement
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Effin Lawyers Get Involved in Facebook’s Effin Glitch
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Jury’s Verdict to Lawyers: “We Don’t Give a F*ck Whether the iPad or Android Tablet is Better”
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Woman Sues White Castle, Claiming “I Can’t Reach My Sliders”
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After Life of Trouble and Anger, Footnote Three Says He’s ‘Finally Ready for Prime Time’
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Local Attorney Goes Out of Business After Forgetting to Practice Law
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F. Supp. and F.2d to Change to Fed Personal, Federal Personal Plus Pro
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Nobel Prize in Economics Awarded to Creator of Westlaw Random Pricing
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Scientists Identify Part of Brain That Lies Fallow When Wife is Around
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Experts Predict “Strong Growth” in Lawyers Debating Merits of iPad
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Our Top Manufactured Legal News Stories So Far
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Caveman Lawyers Lodge Formal Protest as a Result of “Insensitive Comments”
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Exasperated Local Lawyer Gives Up, Reverts to Prelaw State of Being
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Fox News Wins Pulitzer for In-Depth Legal Analysis and Coverage
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BREAKING: Workplace Prank Does Not Result in Threat of Lawsuit
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Thing One Sues Thing Two Over Trademark Infringement
A lawsuit filed last week puts the spotlight on two oft-misunderstood children’s book stars and unveils what is an apparent deep rift between Thing One and Thing Two
1Ls Agree: Prof’s Property Exam “Fell Flat, Lacked Narrative Heft”
The reviews have not been kind for a property law exam that Suffolk University School of Law had hoped would pull them through a bleak final exam season.
Effin Lawyers Get Involved in Facebook’s Effin Glitch
Ahe dispute about adding an Effin Facebook page has led to the hiring of two Effin lawyers.
Local Lawyer Reinvents Himself as Middle-Aged Bearded Man
A local lawyer confused about the next direction to take his practice looks inward to find motivation.
Last Known Functional Family Located in Bethesda
Attorneys associated with a national family law group announced this morning that one of its members had located the last known functional family in the United States.