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Caveman Lawyers Lodge Formal Protest as a Result of “Insensitive Comments”

A group of caveman lawyers has filed a grievance with the American Bar Association over comments made at the ABA Tech Show that they said were “insensitive, unwarranted, and inaccurate.”

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Exasperated Local Lawyer Gives Up, Reverts to Prelaw State of Being

A lawyer exasperated by rapid changes in technology and the increasingly unprofessional discourse among colleagues has reportedly reverted to a prelaw state of being.

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Fox News Wins Pulitzer for In-Depth Legal Analysis and Coverage

The Pulitzer Prize Board committee announced in New York today that Fox News has been selected for a 2011 Pulitzer Prize for its “in-depth and even reporting around U.S. legal issues,” according to a spokesperson.

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BREAKING: Workplace Prank Does Not Result in Threat of Lawsuit

A workplace prank at a national food distributor in Missouri has not resulted in the threat of a lawsuit, workers familiar with the prank report.

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Site Lets You Know if Former Law School Classmates are Doing Better than You

A new social media site promises to let lawyers know when their former law school classmates are “kicking their asses in career advancement,” according to the site’s founders.

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Colorado Proposes ‘Pinky Swear’ as New Court Oath

Colorado court officials have proposed the ‘pinky swear’ as an alternative oath administered to witnesses in court proceedings, a court administrator revealed Friday. The switch is intended to address growing court concerns about the younger generation’s understanding of civic education and their knowledge of the rule of law. “Kids identify with the pinky promise,” said [...]

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News Headline Starting With ‘Well-Known Local Attorney’ Does Not End Badly

In a first since at least early 2003, a news story beginning with the headline “Well Known Local Attorney” did not end with further news of a scandal or in something hilariously gone bad.

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Fire Marshall Cites ‘Excess Testosterone’ as Cause of Blawg Conference Explosion

A local fire marshall in Virginia cited “excess testosterone” as the cause of an explosion that rocked a legal blogging conference in Arlington, saying levels at the time were at “five times the acceptable levels for safety.”

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New ‘Micro’ Law Firm to Specialize in Yes or No Legal Questions

Attorneys in Missouri have launched a new “micro” law firm that will specialize in considering simple yes or no questions and answering them either “yes” or “no.”

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New York Creates New “Special Court of Curmudgeons”

According to officials who are working out the details of the court, attorneys wishing to practice in the new Special Court of Curmudgeons must adhere to a strict “code of curmudgeonry,” which includes weekly berating of younger attorneys whom they feel do not live up to standards of professionalism and excellence, as set forth in the Magna Carta and the 1932 version of the New York code of professional conduct.

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Jury’s Verdict to Lawyers: “We Don’t Give a F*ck Whether the iPad or Android Tablet is Better”

Having listened to hours of testimony about the iPad and its competitors, a jury returns a verdict of “f#ck off.”

Local Attorney Goes Out of Business After Forgetting to Practice Law

A local attorney acknowledged this week that his law firm failed because he forgot to practice law. It’s the third reported instance this year of “forgetting to practice,” prompting some professional liability insurers to lower insurance rates for newer attorneys because of the lack of potential claims.

New Lawyer Networking Site Promises to Deliver All the Crappy Things the Other Ones Did

A newly launched online lawyer networking site has promised to deliver all the crappy features that every other failed lawyer networking site has delivered, according to lawyers behind the launch.

Lawyer Receives Prestigious Award for Tweeting Excellence

An Alabama lawyer has received one of the top legal awards for professional excellence because of extensive tweeting, a bar association trade magazine reported Wednesday.

Scientists Identify Part of Brain That Lies Fallow When Wife is Around

With potentially massive legal ramifications, scientists in Nova Scotia have identified the portion of the male human brain that lies fallow when the person’s wife is within earshot. The finding comes after three years of study into the odd human behavior that was informally known as “the dude cloud.”

Experts Predict “Strong Growth” in Lawyers Debating Merits of iPad

Legal practice management and technology experts are predicting “continued strong growth” in the new legal subspecialty known as “is the iPad a good tool for lawyers,” according to a report released yesterday from Shiny Things Daily.