We apologize for having to remove this article temporarily. In response to the use of various trademark names in the headline, we have been slapped with two lawsuits and a pretty nasty-sounding take-down notice. We are researching the issues further to determine our next steps. In the interim, please be careful when practicing SmallLaw, mentioning it in casual conversation, or testifying about it before Congress. Or, if you just want some attention and need to increase traffic to your site, rock on, sister!