Just one week after launching its phenomenally popular site, Turnip News is now facing a multi-trillion dollar lawsuit by The Onion, a small independent print publication based in Toledo, Ohio.
Anti-doping officials in Pittsburgh caught a partner and two associates doping in a men’s courthouse bathroom just minutes before trial.
The settlement averts a trial that pitted Nobel laureate astrophysicists against store-front astrologers, amateur zoologists, and newspaper publishers.
A Delta spokesperson says the airline started seeing 2-3 times the requests for first class accommodations after publication of the post.
News sources have finally disclosed the name of the person who hired a lawyer based on the lawyer’s posts on the popular micro-blogging service.
When asked why they were seeking clients at Qdoba, most lawyers generally shrugged and said that they heard that “they were there.”