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Legal Cases December 2, 2011

Effin Lawyers Get Involved in Facebook’s Effin Glitch

Ahe dispute about adding an Effin Facebook page has led to the hiring of two Effin lawyers.

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Trends November 11, 2011

Lawyers Named Brian Now Outnumber Those Named Bob

A lawyer’s demography group has released startling news that lawyers named Brian in the U.S. now outnumber those who are named Bob.

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General News March 2, 2011

Wisconsin Governor Using Mercenary Lawyers in Effort to Cling to Power

Embattled Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has begun flying in planeloads of mercenary lawyers from Indiana, Illinois and parts of Africa in an effort to cling to power and to provide him with advice on how to limit free speech, Turnip News has learned. Over the weekend, two chartered jets landed at the Madison airport with “at least 100 lawyers,” a witness at the airport said Monday.

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Legal Cases September 23, 2011

Jury’s Verdict to Lawyers: “We Don’t Give a F*ck Whether the iPad or Android Tablet is Better”

Having listened to hours of testimony about the iPad and its competitors, a jury returns a verdict of “f#ck off.”

Technology August 31, 2011

Local Attorney Goes Out of Business After Forgetting to Practice Law

A local attorney acknowledged this week that his law firm failed because he forgot to practice law. It’s the third reported instance this year of “forgetting to practice,” prompting some professional liability insurers to lower insurance rates for newer attorneys because of the lack of potential claims.

Social Media May 6, 2011

New Lawyer Networking Site Promises to Deliver All the Crappy Things the Other Ones Did

A newly launched online lawyer networking site has promised to deliver all the crappy features that every other failed lawyer networking site has delivered, according to lawyers behind the launch.

Social Media April 28, 2011

Lawyer Receives Prestigious Award for Tweeting Excellence

An Alabama lawyer has received one of the top legal awards for professional excellence because of extensive tweeting, a bar association trade magazine reported Wednesday.

Technology April 19, 2011

Scientists Identify Part of Brain That Lies Fallow When Wife is Around

With potentially massive legal ramifications, scientists in Nova Scotia have identified the portion of the male human brain that lies fallow when the person’s wife is within earshot. The finding comes after three years of study into the odd human behavior that was informally known as “the dude cloud.”

Technology April 16, 2011

Experts Predict “Strong Growth” in Lawyers Debating Merits of iPad

Legal practice management and technology experts are predicting “continued strong growth” in the new legal subspecialty known as “is the iPad a good tool for lawyers,” according to a report released yesterday from Shiny Things Daily.