Tag Archives: Litigation

Woman Sues White Castle, Claiming “I Can’t Reach My Sliders”

A woman in New York has sued the hamburger franchise White Castle for disability discrimination, claiming that recent changes to the seating design in in one of the chain’s restaurants left her “unable to reach my sliders.”

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BREAKING: Lawsuit by Zombie Apocalypse Group Puts Halt to Rapture

A federal court in New York has issued a preliminary injunction against the Rapture while it considers trademark and other infringement claims brought by a group of zombies. The zombie group also revealed in the court filing that preparations for an additional 40 million undead is “logistically challenging and far behind schedule.”

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Lawsuit Claims Chuck E. Cheese “Is Not a Real Mouse”

On the heels of a lawsuit that claims Chuck E. Cheese restaurant games are illegal gambling devices, a second lawsuit filed in Nevada alleges that Chuck is a “drunken lout who is not a real mouse but is instead a man dressed up as a Norway rat with a prosthetic tail.” The lawsuit also questions the [...]

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Al Gore to Intervene in Rakofsky v. Internet Case

Al Gore reportedly will intervene in a lawsuit between a criminal defense lawyer and a group of bloggers who are now calling themselves “the internet,” sources close to the former vice president said.

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IBM’s Watson Has Been “Practicing Insurance Defense for Years”

IBM acknowledged yesterday that its Watson Super Computer has been quietly practicing in an insurance defense firm in California for the past three years and “making some decent money from it.”

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Jury’s Verdict to Lawyers: “We Don’t Give a F*ck Whether the iPad or Android Tablet is Better”

Having listened to hours of testimony about the iPad and its competitors, a jury returns a verdict of “f#ck off.”

Local Attorney Goes Out of Business After Forgetting to Practice Law

A local attorney acknowledged this week that his law firm failed because he forgot to practice law. It’s the third reported instance this year of “forgetting to practice,” prompting some professional liability insurers to lower insurance rates for newer attorneys because of the lack of potential claims.

New Lawyer Networking Site Promises to Deliver All the Crappy Things the Other Ones Did

A newly launched online lawyer networking site has promised to deliver all the crappy features that every other failed lawyer networking site has delivered, according to lawyers behind the launch.

Lawyer Receives Prestigious Award for Tweeting Excellence

An Alabama lawyer has received one of the top legal awards for professional excellence because of extensive tweeting, a bar association trade magazine reported Wednesday.

Scientists Identify Part of Brain That Lies Fallow When Wife is Around

With potentially massive legal ramifications, scientists in Nova Scotia have identified the portion of the male human brain that lies fallow when the person’s wife is within earshot. The finding comes after three years of study into the odd human behavior that was informally known as “the dude cloud.”

Experts Predict “Strong Growth” in Lawyers Debating Merits of iPad

Legal practice management and technology experts are predicting “continued strong growth” in the new legal subspecialty known as “is the iPad a good tool for lawyers,” according to a report released yesterday from Shiny Things Daily.