Jury’s Verdict to Lawyers: “We Don’t Give a F*ck Whether the iPad or Android Tablet is Better”
Having listened to hours of testimony about the iPad and its competitors, a jury returns a verdict of “f#ck off.”
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Experts Predict “Strong Growth” in Lawyers Debating Merits of iPad
Legal practice management and technology experts are predicting “continued strong growth” in the new legal subspecialty known as “is the iPad a good tool for lawyers,” according to a report released yesterday from Shiny Things Daily.
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Eight Attorneys Seriously Injured After Cloud-Based Computing Catastrophe
The catastrophic failure of a law firm’s cloud-based storage solution led to the release of deadly “binary rain,” seriously injuring eight attorneys at the firm and causing widespread gawking in downtown Chicago. It was the fourth incident in the last week of a catastrophic cloud-based software failure.
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Unused Desktop Icons File Lawsuit, Claiming ‘Callous Disregard and Neglect’
My HP Games and Yahoo! Music Jukebox, the two named plaintiffs, allege that “despite the plain, clear, and conspicuous notices given to them, defendants have deliberately, callously, and with malice aforethought ignored all pleas for appropriate and timely attention.”
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Tech Guru Admits to Dissing Prior Recommendations After Too Many People Like Them
A leading legal technology guru admitted at a conference today that he “disses and dumps” most of his favorite software and product recommendations “once too many people like them.”
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